I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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