Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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