first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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