I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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