Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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