I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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