is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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