It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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