yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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