He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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