i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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