it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Threesome in a minivan. New low
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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