so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's never too late to be topless.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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