Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
