Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
honey bunches of taint.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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