he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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