that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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