Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can I color on your dick again?
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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