Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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