I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
