this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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