I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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