is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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