What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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