Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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