Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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