If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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