Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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