For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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