TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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