fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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