I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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