STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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