hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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