There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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