am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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