I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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