I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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