I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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