One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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