So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
