Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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