Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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