3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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