good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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