Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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