Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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