I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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