Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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