the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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