If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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