He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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