Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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