Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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