her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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