Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
