is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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