Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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